Ally Sheedy:
Ally Sheedy Naked
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Information:
Name: Ally Sheedy
Born: 1962-06-13
Height: 1.65
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Filmography:
The Dead Zone (2003), Betsy's Wedding (1990), Buried Alive II (1997), Just a Dream (2002), Hijacked: Flight 285 (1996)
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Shawn Wayans:
Shawn Wayans
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Information:
Name: Shawn Wayans
Born: 1969-01-19
Height: 1.87
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Filmography:
Howard Stern (2000), Thugaboo: A Miracle on D-Roc's Street (2006), The Wayans Bros. (1997), Late Show with David Letterman (2004), MacGyver (1991)
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An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not
without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest
regarding their disgraceful quarrels.
"Why, that dog and
cat you have agree better than you."
"If yer reverence'll tie
them together, ye'll soon change yer
mind."
CullentYusefgh
What do
you get when you cross a rabbit
with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
MorlyAudenEU
Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to
long you will go blind!
DarinTajZI
What do you get if your budgie flies into the
blender ?
Shredded Tweet !
BroderikBeaganxa
What's the greatest birthday
present?
Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.
GlifieuGrishamMl
Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest
invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50
per
cent aspirin.
Igor: But what's it for?
Dr Frankenstein:
For monsters with splitting headaches.
BlythMaverickdX
Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is
having an orgasm?
A. He is usually home with the kids!
VictorianThanosCy
Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."
Tech: "Yes."
Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
Tech:
"Yes, you said that."
JaniHeanleahip
Last night I dreamt I was
dancing with the
most beautiful girl in the world
What was I wearing ?
AttewodeJohnathanvF
Did you hear about the Omaha mother who
got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his
name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?
KwahuChechayh